DXM Core: A RoboTrip Experience
What is DXM?
Dextromethorphan — found in cough syrups and meme dreams — is a dissociative hallucinogen... if you're built different (and reckless).
The 4 Plateaus
- 1st Plateau: You're vibin’. Music slaps. Reality gently wobbles.
- 2nd Plateau: Body = optional. Walking = spaghetti legs.
- 3rd Plateau: You are a browser tab lost in Task Manager.
- 4th Plateau: You’ve left the simulation. Do not operate heavy machinery (or yourself).
Harm Reduction Tips
- ✔️ Only use DXM-only products (no guaifenesin, acetaminophen, or chlorpheniramine).
- ✔️ Start with low doses and wait 2+ weeks between uses.
- ✔️ Have a trip-sitter. Stay hydrated. Don’t mix with other substances.
- ✔️ Know what you’re taking. Polistirex = slow release. HBr = fast.
Robocough & Robotablets
✨ Robocough: The espresso shot of dissociation.
✨ Robotablets: Like chewing on dry ice. Each one a 50mg memory wipe.
Available nowhere legit. Probably illegal in your dreams.
Fake Trip Report Generator
Sources
- Erowid DXM Vault
- r/robotripping (archived content)
- NIH Harm Reduction Studies
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