What is DXM?

Dextromethorphan — found in cough syrups and meme dreams — is a dissociative hallucinogen... if you're built different (and reckless).

The 4 Plateaus

1. 1st Plateau: You're vibin’. Music slaps. Reality gently wobbles.
2. 2nd Plateau: Body = optional. Walking = spaghetti legs.
3. 3rd Plateau: You are a browser tab lost in Task Manager.
4. 4th Plateau: You’ve left the simulation. Do not operate heavy machinery (or yourself).

Harm Reduction Tips

• ✔️ Only use DXM-only products (no guaifenesin, acetaminophen, or chlorpheniramine).
• ✔️ Start with low doses and wait 2+ weeks between uses.
• ✔️ Have a trip-sitter. Stay hydrated. Don’t mix with other substances.
• ✔️ Know what you’re taking. Polistirex = slow release. HBr = fast.

Robocough & Robotablets

✨ Robocough: The espresso shot of dissociation.

✨ Robotablets: Like chewing on dry ice. Each one a 50mg memory wipe.

Available nowhere legit. Probably illegal in your dreams.

Fake Trip Report Generator

Sources

• Erowid DXM Vault
• r/robotripping (archived content)
• NIH Harm Reduction Studies

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