DXM Core: A RoboTrip Experience

What is DXM?

Dextromethorphan — found in cough syrups and meme dreams — is a dissociative hallucinogen... if you're built different (and reckless).

The 4 Plateaus

  1. 1st Plateau: You're vibin’. Music slaps. Reality gently wobbles.
  2. 2nd Plateau: Body = optional. Walking = spaghetti legs.
  3. 3rd Plateau: You are a browser tab lost in Task Manager.
  4. 4th Plateau: You’ve left the simulation. Do not operate heavy machinery (or yourself).

Harm Reduction Tips

Robocough & Robotablets

Robocough: The espresso shot of dissociation.

Robotablets: Like chewing on dry ice. Each one a 50mg memory wipe.

Available nowhere legit. Probably illegal in your dreams.

Fake Trip Report Generator

Sources

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